Friday, March 25, 2011

Weird Humor and Blogfest Winner

Don't believe me? Well, let me share some of our home made jokes. I guess I should preface these with how they came about. We try our best to all sit down together for dinner and lunch on the weekends. During that time we love to make stuff up, yeah, I have the best family ever for a writer.

We make up stories, we make up jokes, we play "what if" (what if ___happened, how would you react?) and "would you rather" (would you rather have your eye lids pinned open or have your fingernails ripped off with pliers), and sometimes we do the continue the story thing.

Anyway, here are some of our originals, simply highlight the space under the question to see the answer:

What is a vampire's favorite beer?
Bloodlite.

What do you get when a tornado goes through a farm?

A Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato.


google images, I thought it was hilarious.



What was Darth Vader's wife's name?

Ella Vader...get it? (that's what my kids always say after they tell this joke.)

What is the preferred mode of transportation in Star Wars?
Ewoking

What do you call a thief who's losing his skin?
A leper con.

What do chairs say when they get hurt?
Couch!

What's an iron's favorite dance?
Crimping

What would you get if Big Foot was a gardener?
A Harry Potter

What kind of bread would Atilla be?
Atilla the Bun
Ok, do you believe me now? In other news, the voting for your favorite Hone Your Skills Blogfest entry has ended. And the winner of the $20 Amazon gift card is
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Margo Kelly 
for her entry

Congratulations Margo! Email me at charity.bradford@gmail.com so I can get the Amazon card sent to your email address.

11 comments:

  1. Wasn't Darth Vader's wife named Padme? Or is it a trick question because he wasn't Darth Vader at the time? Though he was Darth Vader before she died according to the crappy prequels. I'm putting too much thought into this.

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  2. Yes, Rogue, you are putting too much thought into this. These jokes were made up by my 4, 8, 11, and 13 year old kids a year or two ago. Ella Vader=elevator, it's a joke. ;) and yes her name was Padme.

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  3. Holy cow, you guys are funny. That helped wake me up this morning. Thanks :)

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  4. LOL, thanks Rosie. I don't know how funny we are in RL, but we have fun.

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  5. Hi Charity,

    Nice blog! I like your jokes.

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  6. In World of Warcraft people would die to the elevator boss. We'd laugh at them because it's essentially a useless death. I think it was funnier than the Darth Vader joke tbh.

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  7. Thank you so much for hosting the blogfest! I thoroughly enjoyed participating and reading such great entries!! Congrats to Margo!

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  8. Wahoo!! THANKS so much for the prize. How exciting!

    I emailed you today. :)

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  9. Yes, I did get the Ella Vader one, and yes I thought it was kinda funny!

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