Friday, March 25, 2011

Weird Humor and Blogfest Winner

Don't believe me? Well, let me share some of our home made jokes. I guess I should preface these with how they came about. We try our best to all sit down together for dinner and lunch on the weekends. During that time we love to make stuff up, yeah, I have the best family ever for a writer.

We make up stories, we make up jokes, we play "what if" (what if ___happened, how would you react?) and "would you rather" (would you rather have your eye lids pinned open or have your fingernails ripped off with pliers), and sometimes we do the continue the story thing.

Anyway, here are some of our originals, simply highlight the space under the question to see the answer:

What is a vampire's favorite beer?
Bloodlite.

What do you get when a tornado goes through a farm?

A Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato.


google images, I thought it was hilarious.



What was Darth Vader's wife's name?

Ella Vader...get it? (that's what my kids always say after they tell this joke.)

What is the preferred mode of transportation in Star Wars?
Ewoking

What do you call a thief who's losing his skin?
A leper con.

What do chairs say when they get hurt?
Couch!

What's an iron's favorite dance?
Crimping

What would you get if Big Foot was a gardener?
A Harry Potter

What kind of bread would Atilla be?
Atilla the Bun

Ok, do you believe me now?