We make up stories, we make up jokes, we play "what if" (what if ___happened, how would you react?) and "would you rather" (would you rather have your eye lids pinned open or have your fingernails ripped off with pliers), and sometimes we do the continue the story thing.
Anyway, here are some of our originals, simply highlight the space under the question to see the answer:
What is a vampire's favorite beer?
Bloodlite.
What do you get when a tornado goes through a farm?
A Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato.
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What was Darth Vader's wife's name?
Ella Vader...get it? (that's what my kids always say after they tell this joke.)
What is the preferred mode of transportation in Star Wars?
Ewoking
What do you call a thief who's losing his skin?
A leper con.
What do chairs say when they get hurt?
Couch!
What's an iron's favorite dance?
Crimping
What would you get if Big Foot was a gardener?
A Harry Potter
What kind of bread would Atilla be?
Atilla the Bun